The Planet of the Grapes

We now return you to our feature presentation, the sci-fi classic, The Planet of the Grapes. (Three astronauts, whose space capsule has crashed in the hot desert, cross the barren plain in search for water.) #1: I wonder what planet we're on. #2: Wherever it is, at least we can breathe the air. (They come to a natural vinyard.) Captain: Look at that! Where there are grapes, there is water. Let's open up some of these cactus plants and check them. (#1 snaps off the hollow arm of a cactus and drinks from it.) #1: (Smiling broadly) Hey! (He passes it around.) Captain: Be careful, men, this fermented grape water may have intoxicating effects. (Nightfall. The men lie on their backs plastered.) #1: I wonder what planet we're on. #2: It can't be Earth. No McDonald's Captain: (Bending elbow to point up) We're lucky we didn't land on that big silver one up there. It doesn't look life supporting.
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